Car Raid

Jaynee Hanson
The Tongue River High School principal’s car caused many questions to arise. The problem was never solved about him parking in front of a “No Parking” sign, although the owner of the car was revealed, and interrogated by sophomore students.
So many interesting artifacts were found in this ancient vehicle; however a few of them definitely stood out to the classes. The hood definitely looked its age, with several dents across the plain. A question that also came up was: Why is this car parked in front of a “No Parking” sign? In order to ask the hundreds of questions flooding the 16-year-old’s mind, they first needed to discover who the blog belonged to. The answer was discovered when the nosy students discovered an ID while gutting the car. Ironically the car parked in the illegal spot belonged to none other than the principal. Mr. Don White. We all know how many questions that must have risen.
The students got to ask these questions the next day. Mr. White had no problems elaborating on anything and everything. The disgusting smell of the dino-car was apparently from an American Eskimo dog, that White has to drive around sometimes. “Its kind of embarrassing, an old guy like me, having to be seen with this little… lap dog,” stated White. The dents on the hood are from running a red light and having “a guy” run into him. He said he must have been having a seizure because he destroyed “that guy’s” truck. “This thing is a tank,” White said. “I’ve only ever gotten two tickets in my entire life.” Perhaps somebody should make it his third and give him a ticket for parking in a specifically marked area. While investigating the vehicle there were containers, or tubs rather, that the students were not allowed to look in. So, obviously the students asked what were in the tubs. Random fix-up materials is the summed-up version of what was in there. Nothing fun or exciting there. A challenge was up against white by the students, obviously because of all the crime, and him being the principal and all. “I’m noticing a pattern,” said Henry Rawlings pertaining all of the laws broken. Whites response could of definitely been described as beating around the bush. No specific reason for all the crime was addressed, except for the fact that he should of “removed the sign.” Of course that makes it all better. The students continued to challenge him until the end of the time limit.
A mysterious 1982 Toyota Land Cruiser was spotted in the back parking lot of Tongue River High School Monday, March 2. Why would this old piece of crap be parked there, and who does it belong to? This was a question to be answered by the sophomore English classes.